"...Let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers."
"...'I wouldn't leave a knight out on a dog like this.'"
"...'AH ha ha haaa! I told ya! I told ya you boinked a penguin!'"
"...'You'd cry too, if you were driving two obese Pattys, Chesser Ross, Lester cheatin' picking bunions all on a Sesame Street bus.'"
"...'and then I showed him.'"
"...People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones."
And my all-time favorite:
"...'Awright, where's that fat chick with the bad tooth?!?'"
...I should know more than that. A LOT more than that. Somebody help me here?